(a tale of romance and tragedy that would make Shakespeare roll over in his grave!) Act One A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away Romeo Skywalker, a handsome and idealistic young man, is the only son of the rich and famous Skywalker family. Juliet Organa, beautiful to some, is the only daughter of the rich and famous Organa family. Romeo and Juliet are in love (aww...). Tybalt Vader, town bully and villain, knows about Romeo and Juliet's feelings and is very jealous. Act Two Mobunday morning at Chips R Us -- a local hangout Mercutio Solo, town stud and Romeo's best friend, enters Chips R Us with Romeo. Tybalt enters a few minutes later. Mercutio provokes Tybalt with one of those "Your Mama is so fat" jokes. Furious, Tybalt starts a fight with Mercutio. Frit O'Lay, owner of Chips R Us, breaks up the fight. Mercutio leaves. Tybalt approaches Romeo and tells him that HE (Tybalt) is in love with Juliet and she loves HIM, too!! Tybalt leaves. Romeo is confused, so he decides to meet with Juliet. Act Three Mobunday evening at Juliet's house Romeo goes to Juliet's window and expresses his love for Juliet. Juliet tells Romeo that she loves him too and that there is NO ONE ELSE. Romeo believes her and suggests that they elope. Romeo and Juliet agree to meet Tuesonday evening at Friar Laurence "Ben" Kenobi's place to get married! Tybalt, disguised as Little Bo Peep, overhears Romeo and Juliet's plans. Act Four Tuesonday morning at Larry's Spacey CDs and DVDs Romeo goes in to pick up the latest Barry Manilow CD when Mercutio rushes into the store. Mercutio informs Romeo that Juliet is missing!! Mercutio saw Tybalt drag Juliet into Friar Kenobi's place. Romeo is furious and rushes out to save Juliet! Act Five Tuesonday evening at Friar Kenobi's place Romeo finally reaches Kenobi's place. Romeo hears Juliet's voice from the basement. Romeo enters the basement only to be stopped by Tybalt. Tybalt tells Romeo that he and Juliet are going to marry and that he is Romeo's FATHER!!! Romeo thinks that Tybalt is too young to be Romeo's father. Plastic surgery can do wonders. Romeo tells Tybalt that he is a "dirty old man" for wanting to get involved with Juliet. Juliet interrupts and tells Romeo that she is really twice Romeo's age and IS in love with Tybalt!! Seems that Juliet got a face lift and wears one of those "wonder bras" as well. Romeo leaves heartbroken and confused -- he thought Juliet loved him, but she was just going through a mid-life crisis. Mara, a waitress at Chips R Us, sees Romeo and asks him why he is so upset. Romeo explains what happened, and Mara comforts him. Romeo and Mara fall in love (that was quick!). Kenobi marries Mara and Romeo as well as Tybalt and Juliet, since they were at Friar Kenobi's place anyway. They all live happily ever after! THE END