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Romeo Skywalker and Juliet Organa
(a tale of romance and tragedy that would make Shakespeare roll over in his grave!)


Act One

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away
  • Romeo Skywalker, a handsome and idealistic young man, is the only son of the rich and famous Skywalker family.
  • Juliet Organa, beautiful to some, is the only daughter of the rich and famous Organa family.
  • Romeo and Juliet are in love (aww...).
  • Tybalt Vader, town bully and villain, knows about Romeo and Juliet's feelings and is very jealous.


Act Two

Mobunday morning at Chips R Us -- a local hangout
  • Mercutio Solo, town stud and Romeo's best friend, enters Chips R Us with Romeo.
  • Tybalt enters a few minutes later.
  • Mercutio provokes Tybalt with one of those "Your Mama is so fat" jokes.
  • Furious, Tybalt starts a fight with Mercutio.
  • Frit O'Lay, owner of Chips R Us, breaks up the fight.
  • Mercutio leaves.
  • Tybalt approaches Romeo and tells him that HE (Tybalt) is in love with Juliet and she loves HIM, too!!
  • Tybalt leaves.
  • Romeo is confused, so he decides to meet with Juliet.


Act Three

Mobunday evening at Juliet's house
  • Romeo goes to Juliet's window and expresses his love for Juliet.
  • Juliet tells Romeo that she loves him too and that there is NO ONE ELSE.
  • Romeo believes her and suggests that they elope.
  • Romeo and Juliet agree to meet Tuesonday evening at Friar Laurence "Ben" Kenobi's place to get married!
  • Tybalt, disguised as Little Bo Peep, overhears Romeo and Juliet's plans.


Act Four

Tuesonday morning at Larry's Spacey CDs and DVDs
  • Romeo goes in to pick up the latest Barry Manilow CD when Mercutio rushes into the store.
  • Mercutio informs Romeo that Juliet is missing!!
  • Mercutio saw Tybalt drag Juliet into Friar Kenobi's place.
  • Romeo is furious and rushes out to save Juliet!


Act Five

Tuesonday evening at Friar Kenobi's place
  • Romeo finally reaches Kenobi's place.
  • Romeo hears Juliet's voice from the basement.
  • Romeo enters the basement only to be stopped by Tybalt.
  • Tybalt tells Romeo that he and Juliet are going to marry and that he is Romeo's FATHER!!!
  • Romeo thinks that Tybalt is too young to be Romeo's father.
  • Plastic surgery can do wonders.
  • Romeo tells Tybalt that he is a "dirty old man" for wanting to get involved with Juliet.
  • Juliet interrupts and tells Romeo that she is really twice Romeo's age and IS in love with Tybalt!!
  • Seems that Juliet got a face lift and wears one of those "wonder bras" as well.
  • Romeo leaves heartbroken and confused -- he thought Juliet loved him, but she was just going through a mid-life crisis.
  • Mara, a waitress at Chips R Us, sees Romeo and asks him why he is so upset.
  • Romeo explains what happened, and Mara comforts him.
  • Romeo and Mara fall in love (that was quick!).
  • Kenobi marries Mara and Romeo as well as Tybalt and Juliet, since they were at Friar Kenobi's place anyway.


They all live happily ever after!

THE END