(everything you could possibly want to know about me)
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Name: "Aunt" Beru Whitesun-Lars
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Age: To quote Superman, "I'm over 21."
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Marital Status:
Married to Owen Lars
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Hair color:
Brown
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Eye color:
Blue
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Height:
1.65 meters
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Birth place:
Near Mos Eisley on Tatooine
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Vehicle:
V-35 Landspeeder, baby! ;)
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Ambition:
To win the annual Mos Eisley bakeoff....Huff Darklighter's wives (most recently, his fifth wife) have won EVERY year, and it's starting to get on my nerves!
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My Role Playing Stats:
Type: Moisture farmer's wife - DEXTERITY 2D, Blaster 3D - KNOWLEDGE 2D, Survival 5D - MECHANICAL 2D, Repulsorlift operation 3D+1 - PERCEPTION 2D, Bargain 4D - STRENGTH 2D - TECHNICAL 2D, First aid 3D+2, moisture farm technology 5D+2 - Move: 9 - Equipment: Various pieces of farm equipment and household appliances.
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So what makes
me tick? Who is Beru Lars? Well, I am just a simple moisture farmer.
I grew up on Tatooine, and I think I will probably die here (hint, hint).
My family, the Whitesuns, were recognized as the most well-adapted moisture farmers to
the harsh desert climates of Tatooine. When I was younger, I dressed much like Luke's friend, Camie, pictured to the left.
I tend the grounds of our moisture farm. What is moisture farming?
Well, it is a type of farming where we extract moisture from the air and
use it for crops--a form of irrigation. We use the water for our own crop production, which includes cabbage. You may not know this, but I do make a mean cabbage stew -- some say
the best in the galaxy.
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In addition to
my duties as a farmer, I have the task of raising Luke and Owen (he's
like a child sometimes!). I serve them dinner, and I clean their
messes. We also have some friends that come over.
Windy's parents come over for dinner quite often, and
his mother shares some of her baking secrets with me.
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A lot of people
not from Tatooine ask me why our milk is blue. I hear it is called "Bantha milk". We
don't raise banthas on our farm, but some people do, obviously. I
hate to see what kind of mess a bantha leaves behind!!! ewww...
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Did you guys know I went out on a few dates with Wuher before I met Owen? He may
not look like much, but he's got it where it counts...(wink, wink). He's
the bartender at the Mos Eisley Cantina and was a TOTAL romantic... Too bad I found out he was MARRIED... *sigh* After that steamy, yet heartbreaking relationship with Wuher, I met Owen on a trip to Anchorhead, and,
believe it or not, he was quite the charmer. We married after a few years of
courtship.
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Okay...REALITY
CHECK!! I am really dead. Owen and I were murdered by stormtroopers.
We had the most brutal, cruel death in the entire Star Wars trilogy, but
do we get any respect?? NO!!! Oh well, at least I am alive on the Internet.
:)
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